My Hero Diogenes the Cynic

Diogenes searching for a human being

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Diogenes of Sinope, better known as Diogenes the Cynic (c. 412-323 BCE), was a contemporary of Socrates' pupil Plato, whom Plato described as "a Socrates gone mad."

After being exiled from his native Sinope for having defaced its coinage, Diogenes moved to Athens, took up the life of a beggar, and made it his mission to metaphorically deface the coinage of custom and convention—which, he maintained, was the false currency of morality.

Diogenes disdained the need for conventional shelter and other corrupting "dainties" and chose instead to sleep in a storage jar and get by on a diet of chickpeas, lupins, and assorted vegetables. He used to beg for the bare necessities, including from statues—explaining to passers-by that he was thereby practising for rejection.

He held that men had much to learn from the artlessness of dogs, which, unlike human beings, had not "complicated every simple gift of the gods." The term "Cynic" derives from the Greek for "dog-like", kynikos.

Philosophy

Diogenes placed nature and reason firmly above custom and convention, which he held to be incompatible with happiness. It is natural for human beings to act in accord with reason, and reason dictates that human beings ought to live in accord with nature. Instead of wasting our substance in the pursuit of wealth or renown, we ought to have the sense and the courage to live like animals or gods, revelling in life’s simplest pleasures, which are also its greatest, without bond or fear.

Thus, Diogenes taught that, if an act is not shameful in private, it should not be shameful in public either. Once, upon being challenged for masturbating in the marketplace, in full view of everyone, he replied, “If only it were so easy to soothe hunger by rubbing an empty belly.”

Although he privileged reason, Diogenes despised abstract philosophy of the kind practised at Plato’s Academy. When, to great acclaim, Plato defined a human being as "an animal, biped, and featherless," Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it to the Academy with the words, “Behold! I have brought you Plato's man.” Plato consequently refined his definition, adding to it "with broad nails."

Like Socrates, Diogenes favoured living dialogue over the dead word. When a certain Hegesias asked to be lent one of his writing tablets, he replied, “You are a simpleton Hegesias; you do not choose painted figs, but real ones; and yet you pass over the true training and would apply yourself to written rules.”

Anecdotes

Diogenes was not easily impressed by his fellow men and women, not even by Alexander the Great, who, according to an apocryphal story, came to visit him one morning while he was basking in the sun. When Alexander asked him whether he might do anything for him, he replied, “Yes, stand out of my sunshine.” To his credit, Alexander still declared, “If I were not Alexander, I should wish to be Diogenes.”

The old dog used to stroll around Athens in broad daylight brandishing an ignited lamp. Whenever curious people stopped to ask what he was doing, he would reply, “I am just looking for a human being" (picture). He would also walk backwards in the street or walk into the theatre against the flow of people leaving. When a large enough crowd had gathered to laugh at him, he would turn on his heel and say, “Why do you mock, when you’ve spent your whole life walking backwards? I, at least, am able to turn around.”

When a young man asked to study under him, Diogenes gave him a fish to carry about, but he, out of shame, threw it down and ran away. Sometime later, Diogenes chanced upon him in the agora (market square), and said, “Fancy, our friendship was ended by a fish.”

When asked how he wished to be buried, he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall so that wild animals could feast upon his body. After his death in the city of Corinth, the Corinthians honoured him with a pillar surmounted by a dog of Parian marble.

Diogenes taught by living example that wisdom and happiness belong to the person who is independent of society. He was, I think, a shining example of the Art of Failure.

Neel Burton is author of The Art of Failure: The Anti Self-Help Guide.