Religion
Homo Professoris, Part V: The Born Again Evangelical Atheist
Darwinism is the light and the way.
Posted November 24, 2014
In the true spirit of this blog's title, "Evolutionary Entertainment," I bring you Part V in an ongoing series on the daily life of Homo professoris.
FORMER STUDENT: "So I've long wondered, what religion are you?"
ME: "Religion? Well, I guess I'm a Born Again."
FORMER STUDENT: "Really? Me, too! When do you find Jesus?"
ME: "Jesus? Noooo, I found *Darwin*. Ya see I was born an Atheist, like all humans. I was then indoctrinated with both Catholicism and Judaism. Years later I found Darwin and my Atheism was reborn. So I guess you could say that I'm a Born Again Evangelical Atheist."
FORMER STUDENT: "I don't think it works that way, Professor Kuhle."
ME: "It works for me!"
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My other posts in this ongoing series:
Homo professoris, Part III: The 'Show Me Your Big D' Lecture
Homo professoris, Part IV: Survival of The Blender Avoider?
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